thiseternaloptimist:

dennys:

Deep within the confines of our claw machines, a race of miniature mole-people operate the cranks, cogs, steam engines, coal furnaces, and circuitry that makes the claw dance across their sky and choose stuffed animals with cunning precision. You see, the mole-people celebrate a…

Denny’s, why?

Honestly, they’re playing to their audience. This is just the sort of thing that Tumblr, as a whole, eats up. A+ marketing, Denny’s.

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