itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr
itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

OH MY GOD so I JUST got a phone call from my dad ok and I answer it all like “hello?” and all I hear is some shuffling so I repeat myself a few times and I end up yelling “DAD!!!!” into the phone because he’s old and has bad hearing and still nothing so I’m all “you’re such a NERD” and hang up and call him back because it might be important ok

And he’s all “well hello there, youngin’, what are you up to?” and I’m like “uhm I’m calling you back because you butt-dialed me” and he’s like “I didn’t butt-dial you, the phone’s right in my hand” and I’m like “yeah you did” and he’s like “when?” and I’m like “just now I am literally JUST CALLING YOU BACK are you sure that’s your phone and not a banana” and he’s all “yeah, actually, I’m at the store now, can I call you back in a minute?”

And I’m laying here in bed just like “OH MY GOD DAD YOU ARE SUCH A NERD”

Anyway long story short my dad unknowingly called me with the phone IN HIS HAND and he’s a nerd the end

fucktonofghosts:

#what does cat mean #this wasn’t covered in driver’s ed #oh god somebody take the wheel

acquaintedwithrask:

ramavoite:

toad-hollow:

puffpuffpeace:

smokeweeedgethigh:

greeneyed-l4dy:

popadoseyo:

what did i just watch

dead

Lmao

dying

OMFG

At first I thought it was guys trying to make pattycake sound like a demonic summoning ritual. Fortunately I kept listening.

THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME THO I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN YEARS OMG

(Source: youtube.com)

Anonymous Asked
Questioni work with like 5 girls who wear hijabs, and it's so sad how often people get them confused? like today this one girl helped a lady find something and later that lady went to another coworker with a hijab (who's like a foot taller than her and looks completely different) and was like yes i think you helped me with something earlier? and like. no. that was someone else Answer

misandryad:

That sounds about right…..

demiboyenjolras:

a reminder to my asexual friends that it’s okay to want to have sex

and also okay to not want to have sex

and also okay to be kinda curious about sex, but feel kind of grossed out about it

and a reminder to my aro friends that it’s okay to want to be in some sort of relationship

or to want to avoid anything that resembles romance in any way shape or form

whatever you want, your identity is your own and is valid, and nobody can take it away from you 

(Source: heliospanoptes)

ididthatonce:

lostatsea133:

he’ll leave a mark on you

and then there are times that a boy breaks your heart so you break his kneecaps.

ididthatonce:

shaquiloneilyoung:

carleecochina:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

I’ve never read a truer statement

AMEN 

No let’s break this down.
Let’s say that penis-havers make up roughly 49% of the approximately 8 billion people on Earth.  Let’s also assume that 10% of the global population is 100% gay, meaning that out of the 3.92 billion penis-havers, 1,920,800,000 are interested in women.
For contrast, think of how many people have iPhones.  There are 500 million in the world.  There are almost four times as many dicks as iPhones.  THAT’S A TON OF DICKS TO CHOOSE FROM. ididthatonce:

shaquiloneilyoung:

carleecochina:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

I’ve never read a truer statement

AMEN 

No let’s break this down.
Let’s say that penis-havers make up roughly 49% of the approximately 8 billion people on Earth.  Let’s also assume that 10% of the global population is 100% gay, meaning that out of the 3.92 billion penis-havers, 1,920,800,000 are interested in women.
For contrast, think of how many people have iPhones.  There are 500 million in the world.  There are almost four times as many dicks as iPhones.  THAT’S A TON OF DICKS TO CHOOSE FROM.

ididthatonce:

shaquiloneilyoung:

carleecochina:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

I’ve never read a truer statement

AMEN 

No let’s break this down.

Let’s say that penis-havers make up roughly 49% of the approximately 8 billion people on Earth.  Let’s also assume that 10% of the global population is 100% gay, meaning that out of the 3.92 billion penis-havers, 1,920,800,000 are interested in women.

For contrast, think of how many people have iPhones.  There are 500 million in the world.  There are almost four times as many dicks as iPhones.  THAT’S A TON OF DICKS TO CHOOSE FROM.

i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards:

hunbels:

cis people cant reblog this post

I find the outrage expressed by cis people in the notes and in asks sent to some of the trans/non binary/non cis people I’ve seen reblog this, really troubling and really baffling. (the ‘joking’ is pretty damn terrifying too*)

I have a god damned laundry list of things that I am told I can’t (or shouldn’t which effectively amounts to the same thing really) do as a non binary trans person.** Cis people are constantly imposing restrictions and boundaries and things trans/non binary/non cis people can’t do. That’s a major facet of oppression. This is all treated as reasonable and standard.

But the moment a limitation is placed on cis people, the world fucking falls apart.

By the way, cis people still can’t reblog this post.

- Leon

* Seriously there are literally people joking about violating a very explicit boundary. That is creepy as shit.

** Including but not limited to: have validity as a non binary person, have validity as a trans person, label my body according to my gender rather than my assigned gender, expect people to use my pronouns, expect people to use my name, be angry at the oppressive awful crap i have to deal with, be upset at the lack of empathy from cis people, choose my allies, define what transphobia is, define what is helpful to combating transphobia, call cis people out on transphobia enacted out of ignorance, call cis people out on transphobia at all, not immediately trust cis people and give them the benefit of the doubt, expect cis people to not gender me, not put my assigned gender on any form that requests gender, talk about transphobia in certain contexts, talk about transphobia in any context, expect cis people to meet the minimum requirements for basic decency, make ‘generalizations’ about cis people, expect trans related health care to be covered by medical insurance, expect accurate representation in media, want accurate representation in media, have safe spaces that don’t include cis people, talk about trans/non binary/non cis issues without including cis people…

And I could keep going on. For a long time. I really could, but I think this serve the point. (and this is with the knowledge that I am a white, afab trans person and as such can expect a lot more that other trans people, particularly trans women and trans WOC and trans folks oppressed along other axises)

buzzfeed:


Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
buzzfeed:


Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
buzzfeed:


Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.
buzzfeed:


Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.
Be kind to one another.

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.