It turns out our teachers, Hollywood and whoever we got our Thanksgiving mythology from (Big Turkey?) all made America’s origin story far more boring than it actually was for some very disturbing reasons.
This is a big win for anti-rape activists, many of whom have been touting the necessity of an “affirmative consent” standard for years. California Gov. Jerry Brown (D) has the next month to sign the bill into law. If he does, schools across the state would be required to define consent before engaging in sexual activity as an “affirmative, conscious, and voluntary agreement” or risk losing state financial aid funding.
Never Forget Them
Images from a candlelight vigil for Mike Brown in Boston, MA on August 22, 2014
You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them.
I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged?
THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES
ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds
hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok
It is night vale I wouldn’t be surprised
How about they get three toys each. The girl gets three toys and the boy gets three toys. That’d be even. Instead of making them different make them the same. It’s be easier and no one whines.
…. they do have equal toys
the boy has 3, the girl has one. if you give the girl 2 she now has three. they both have three now.
in which tumblr user ultra-kosherkyle manages to highlight the point exactly while simultaneously completely missing it